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Randy Johnson

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Road Rash

By randy-johnson on Wed, 05 Dec 2007

When I won a Yamaha motorcycle, I was really thrilled. But I've had some wrecks that nearly got me killed. Yesterday I went flying over the handlebars and my head hit a horse in the balls.
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Certificate U

That damn beard!

By randy-johnson on Tue, 04 Dec 2007

My girlfriend used to be in a circus because she has a beard. She thinks it makes her look sexy but it really makes her look weird. People point and laugh wherever we go.
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Certificate U

Turned away

By randy-johnson on Mon, 03 Dec 2007

My cousin lost his job and his home and he had nowhere to go. He asked his other relatives for a place to stay but they all said no. It was wrong of his relatives to turn him away.
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I voted against Phil Bredesen

By randy-johnson on Sat, 17 Nov 2007

Many people voted for Phil Bredesen but I didn't agree with their selection. I voted against him in last years election. Some people like him a lot. But I have to say that I do not.
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Certificate PG

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