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Randy Johnson

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Debbie and Eddie

By randy-johnson on Wed, 31 Jul 2013

Let me tell you about my cousin Debbie. She helps me and so does her husband Eddie. They're very nice people and I like them a lot. Debbie is certainly the best cousin that I've got.
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Dad's Death

By randy-johnson on Sat, 27 Jul 2013

Two weeks ago, Dad drew his final breath. Now I have no parents because of his death. He was battling leukemia and took a turn for the worse.
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Coy and Vance

By randy-johnson on Sat, 20 Jul 2013

We're Coy and Vance and we replaced Bo and Luke. When people watched us on TV, it made them puke. Many people changed the channel when our show was on.
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We're the Duke boys

By randy-johnson on Tue, 09 Jul 2013

We're Bo and Luke Duke and we fight crime. When criminals tangle with us, they do hard time. Uncle Jesse gets his fat carcass stuck every time he gets in the General Lee.
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I'm Rosco P. Coltrane

By randy-johnson on Mon, 01 Jul 2013

I'm the sheriff and my name is Rosco P. Coltrane. People in Hazzard know that the P is for pea-brain. I work for Commissioner Jefferson Davis Hogg. He hates the Dukes and he also hates my dog.
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