Terrence Oblong

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I have 902 stories published in 49 collections on the site.
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Miles Green’s dream

Sir Miles Green MP had simply done everything it was possible to do on this Earth.

Little Baby Jesus

"Where's the little baby Jesus?" "I thought you were bringing little baby Jesus, Desmond."

On the beat Pete

“This one’s a Josephine Harris” said sergeant Ingold as I rang the bell, “no mention of a husband or boyfriend.”

St George

So who’s this St George guy? I don’t wanna come out of retirement for some nobody. Can he put up a fight? I don’t want my punters dissing me if there’s a knockout in the first round.
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Turd in a white wine sauce

After ten years on loan to the National Gallery, Damien Hirst sold his ‘Turd in a white wine sauce’ to a private collector for an undisclosed fee.

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