Terrence Oblong
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Dave Clark
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You is sinner
You is sinner. You is all sinners. And God has sent a tiger unto us to show his fury, to carry out his great vengeance on a sinful world.
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Precautions taken for the prevention of llama attack
Run you fool, the llamas will get you.
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The obsession short story competition
He handed me the disc with a smile. “Should keep you busy, over four thousand stories to read.” He checked a piece of paper; “Four thousand, one hundred and twenty-six to be precise.”
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That chair
Sit anywhere, I’ll make you a brew. Charlie should be home soon. If he aint he’ll miss his dinner.
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Jurgen Klinsmann is not dissolvable in water
Sammy couldn’t get to sleep that night and was laying awake listening to the noises of the night. As ever, Dave had gone straight to sleep and was grunting and snoring to himself.
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