Terrence Oblong
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Dave Clark
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On the beat Pete
“This one’s a Josephine Harris” said sergeant Ingold as I rang the bell, “no mention of a husband or boyfriend.”
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St George
So who’s this St George guy? I don’t wanna come out of retirement for some nobody. Can he put up a fight? I don’t want my punters dissing me if there’s a knockout in the first round.
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Turd in a white wine sauce
After ten years on loan to the National Gallery, Damien Hirst sold his ‘Turd in a white wine sauce’ to a private collector for an undisclosed fee.
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Six degrees of separation (IP)
“Last week Megan Rossiter from Winchester won a night out with Tom Cruise, but who will be Terrence Oblong’s surprise date? Let’s find out, give a warm hand to Terrence Oblong.”
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Escape from Stalag 42B
“Gutten day,” he said, “I am the new prisoner.” “Hello,” I said, “I’m Terry, grab a bunk and locker and make yourself at home.”
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