Terrence Oblong

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I have 917 stories published in 51 collections on the site.
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Cherry

The other Terrence Oblong

It was Nick Clegg who made the announcement. There still wasn’t enough competition in society he said.

Liberty Prison

It's a joke calling it Liberty Prison. Well, it took my liberty all right, but that's not what they mean.

In the room

Jenny moved in with him about 17 minutes after saying 'hello'.

I am the white rabbit in the moon

I am the white rabbit in the moon I come down to Earth at night to scoop out the brains of children with a spoon I steal the feet of left-handed men to wear as charms around my neck

Angus Theodore Haskavar; the greatest salesman ever

They’re the latest thing, but they’re based on an ancient Chinese medicine.

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