Terrence Oblong

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The key

I didn't recognise the insignia on the man's uniform. He was so high up that his rank didn't officially exist, that he didn't officially exist.

Smells and Bells

We named him Smells and Bells when he was a kitten

All of my clothes are like vegetables

“All of my clothes are like vegetables.”

Life’s little elephants

Plinth is riding astride a miniature elephant, not one of ours, a visiting mini elephant. Shannon is elsewhere, garden gnome shopping with John, who’s an expert on these things.

She paints me naked

an artist’s eye misses nothing, and I can only hold my stomach in so long.