Terrence Oblong
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Dave Clark
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Six degrees of separation (IP)
“Last week Megan Rossiter from Winchester won a night out with Tom Cruise, but who will be Terrence Oblong’s surprise date? Let’s find out, give a warm hand to Terrence Oblong.”
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Escape from Stalag 42B
“Gutten day,” he said, “I am the new prisoner.” “Hello,” I said, “I’m Terry, grab a bunk and locker and make yourself at home.”
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The wedding
It was the perfect wedding photo: the bride and groom smiling lovingly at each other underneath a shower of confetti.
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Oblong alphabet
What vegetarian atheists do with the alphabet
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Freeville
When he died Master left me my freedom. ‘To Outrageous B Roscoe I bequeath total liberty from bondage’, is what the will read, ‘for a lifetime of faithful service’.
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