Terrence Oblong

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I have 918 stories published in 51 collections on the site.
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Cherry

The unfunny bloke that was always on TV

It was a fart that started it. If it hadn't been for the fart he would never have made it on TV. Nobody ever found him funny, he wasn't funny, but...

The new god

"There's a new god in town," said Mikey, who'd come to buy a sack of wool. "A new god?" I didn't understand. "Can gods just be changed overnight?"...

The Old Man from Far Away (4)

"It's a brilliant hiding place, nobody could ever find it here. How did you get it here?" The old man laughed inexplicably. "I crashed." "You crashed...
Cherry

The Old Man from Far Away (3)

One day the old man from far away said he would show me where he came from. Myself and the children, my wife would always refuse to follow his whims...

The Old Man from Far Away (2)

His age was a mystery. Once he told us of the time it took him to sail to the stars - sixteen years. "And when I returned everything had gone," he...

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