Terrence Oblong

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I have 879 stories published in 46 collections on the site.
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Cherry

Death of an obit writer (2)

Nancy was happy with the piece. She made a few tweaks in front of me, but no screaming at my incompetence or throwing my laptop out of the window,...
Cherry

Death of an obit writer (1)

"Terrence, it's Gary from The Times. Bit of a strange one for you, we'd like you to write an obituary for Neville Hartness." "The Obit writer?" "Yes...

Karno's barmy army

Fred Karno's best comedians were in America when war broke out. Karno had hoped to break the American theatre market, but inadvertently sent over the...

You've gotta walk the dog

"At the end of the day, you have to walk the dog, or what sort of person are you?" "Absolutely true, Dave," said Jack. "Daft Vader here goes bonkers...
Gold cherry

The biggest fight ever

It was the biggest fight ever, unless you count the war we'd been engaged in for the past four years. And it was the most pointless fight ever,...

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