For All We Know We Don't

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Scout's Honour

It’s great in de summer as we can spend all dese long hours in Easy Weir’s looking at de videos – dat’s Dixon, McGurk, and meself. Easy’s dere behind...
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Dundee

10. Mr. O’Hare’s a real bastard but even I’d suggest he’s the right man for putting on a play. He’s always coming in with a bow-tie. Very slick. He...
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The Moomin Tree

I don’t tink God has his eyes on us here in Dundalk so it’s okay for me to sit on dis tree right now. I don’t tink he cares one bit about dis tree...
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Extra Holy

Fur me communion I made about tirty pounds and bought many bags of crisps and many many cans of cherry coke and rented out BMX Bandits and...
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Look Up The Inferno

Behind de avenue, past de dump, and along de side of de Castletown River is whur dis year’s bonfire is happening. De last two weeks we’ve bin hauling...
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Maths For Jupiter

Because I know I have to go to school in de mornin and do maths which frightens de total life out of me, it’s certainly a relaxing ting ta sit at me...
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The Pictures Are Open

I had a dream last night dat all de pictures in de world closed down because de government cudn’t be boddered wit dem annymore and all de video shops...
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After Gyles' Quay

Der killin everyone in de town dese days. Dey killt dat businessman cause he wus helpin de Loyalists. Dey killt a man outside de snoooker hall cause...
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Make Sure All The Frogs Get Home

We used to go fishing fur mullet and pinkeens in de Castletown River. Dat’s all ye’d get in dere normally. But I never caught annyting ever cause I...
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Hold On To Your Hamsters

Ending a Story Cycle
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Winner Of The National Confession Award, 1990

--Dere wus a war. And I wus slam-bang in de middle of it. Wartime is mad, ye know. People get hurt. I never bin at war before. Not dat kind of action...