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StoryGolden Memories: The Psychopath drkevin05 years 5 months ago
StoryGolden memories: The Wizard drkevin25 years 5 months ago
StoryThe Best Things in Life are Free drkevin05 years 5 months ago
StoryA Deconstruction of Life drkevin15 years 5 months ago
StoryThe Friendly Stranger drkevin05 years 5 months ago
StoryJago Has Gone Missing drkevin05 years 5 months ago
StoryThe Valetudinarian drkevin05 years 6 months ago
StoryThe Young Bounder #2 drkevin05 years 6 months ago
StoryProfessor Jim drkevin15 years 6 months ago
StoryThe Magic of Honours drkevin05 years 6 months ago
StoryThe Good Doctor's Bedside Manner drkevin05 years 6 months ago
StoryThe Gangster's Eulogy drkevin05 years 6 months ago
StoryThe Young Bounder drkevin05 years 6 months ago
StoryIndependence drkevin05 years 6 months ago
StoryEnvy drkevin05 years 6 months ago
StoryLord Jack drkevin05 years 6 months ago
StoryThe Pub drkevin15 years 6 months ago

My stories

The Good Doctor's Bedside Manner

My dear fellow, There's no need to bellow. Far better to remain mellow. You're very ill, with skin bright yellow. But you'll soon meet your maker...

The Gangster's Eulogy

This guy was super fab. Not for him three rolls of flab. Not for him a life of drab. A pity now, his brain's in the lab, And he lies before me on...

The Young Bounder

I say you chaps, Do you eat baps? I can't, I'm afraid, They give me the craps. I often puke on people's laps. But it's a jolly wheeze when Pater naps!

Independence

My name is Simon McTafferty, And I'll be having no depravity. I could na find your lavatory. So I pissed on yon fine Apple tree. (Extending hand)...

Envy

You iz the biz, Jimmy Whizz, You has Liz, and lots of fizz. ...so I'm taking your cash. Giz! Giz! Giz!

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