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StoryThe Valetudinarian drkevin05 years 3 months ago
StoryThe Young Bounder #2 drkevin05 years 3 months ago
StoryProfessor Jim drkevin15 years 3 months ago
StoryThe Magic of Honours drkevin05 years 3 months ago
StoryThe Good Doctor's Bedside Manner drkevin05 years 3 months ago
StoryThe Gangster's Eulogy drkevin05 years 3 months ago
StoryThe Young Bounder drkevin05 years 3 months ago
StoryIndependence drkevin05 years 3 months ago
StoryEnvy drkevin05 years 3 months ago
StoryLord Jack drkevin05 years 3 months ago
StoryThe Pub drkevin15 years 4 months ago

My stories

The Young Bounder

By drkevin on Tue, 27 Oct 2020

I say you chaps, Do you eat baps? I can't, I'm afraid, They give me the craps. I often puke on people's laps. But it's a jolly wheeze when Pater naps!
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Certificate 15

Independence

By drkevin on Mon, 26 Oct 2020

My name is Simon McTafferty, And I'll be having no depravity. I could na find your lavatory. So I pissed on yon fine Apple tree. (Extending hand)...
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Certificate 15

Envy

By drkevin on Sat, 24 Oct 2020

You iz the biz, Jimmy Whizz, You has Liz, and lots of fizz. ...so I'm taking your cash. Giz! Giz! Giz!
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Certificate 15

Lord Jack

By drkevin on Fri, 23 Oct 2020

My name is Jack. I live in a shack. I wear a sack, Covered in cack. My feet are black And I sleep on a rack. But I used to be posh, Which is why I...
Humour
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Certificate 15

The Pub

By drkevin on Thu, 22 Oct 2020

Now then lad, let's go for a beer. There's a barmaid there and we can leer. We can drink six pints and piss 'em out. We can talk for six hours and...
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Certificate 15
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