Jack Cade
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Belt, Bra and Flower
The last three ingredients bought - now, along with pants, peeled back like the Tear Here strip on Babybels, and wear- ily scattered in the dark.
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- 1225 reads
Song of the Scourge of Terrible Beasts
When badgers the size of Fiat Pandas plod from their sets to ravage the Parish like mutant bandits - when lazy Sundays are ruined by killer moles...
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- 911 reads
1. Prowl
First section of a retelling of 'The General Prologue to the Canterbury Tales' using the Transformers mythos.
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- 1189 reads
This is Why the English Invented Cricket
unable to quite make out the second hand turning like a rack's winch
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- 1828 reads