M - The hat makes the man

The hat's hot tin
The man's an ass
Ran tan tan
The hat makes the man

The hat's a rat
that's worn for kicks
Pan! Pan! Pan!
The hat makes the man

The hat's so fat
you can't see past
the brim. Your eyes
are onions, kid
You precious pin

God damn God damn
if God can damn
Dran dran dran
The hat makes the man