nitromoose
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| Type | Title | Author | Replies | Last updated |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Story | Desert Storm | nitromoose | 0 | 12 years 11 months ago |
| Story | Elephant | nitromoose | 0 | 12 years 11 months ago |
My stories
Beautiful
When you step off the bus And into a pud-dle It's just one more part Of your life that's a mud-dle And all you need now, Is someone to cud-dle That-...
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- 532 reads
NO
No means NO. Didn't you hear the lady? She didn't say yes, she didn't say maybe. She said no! Take the hint! What did you expect with breath like...
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- 401 reads
Elephant
It's Horrible To Think That Every Second You Read This There Is An Elephant Being Poached By Hunters For Her Ivory Tusks Just To Make A Few Quid How...
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- 460 reads
Jack &; The Beanstalk
He sold his cow for some magic beans, Oh my god what a prick, What did the fool expect to happen? A beanstalk to shoot from his dick? You simple oaf...
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- 549 reads
Giggle
Hee-bloody-hee, you think you're so funny! Picking on the nerdy kids, Because their nose is running, Where do you get off? Have you never heard of...
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- 458 reads