Queen Percei ordered her cream tea, then sat there all regal like, while she waited for it to arrive. Her cross-dressing brother, Myrion, ordered his...
The Night King’s phone rang. ‘The Wife,’ it said on the screen. He rolled his scary blue eyes and answered it. “Where are you?,” said the Night King’...
“You know nothing, Jon Snow,” said Post Office Counter Clerk Ygritte, as she printed out the postage label and stuck it on the bastard’s package. “I...
