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StoryGod's masterpieces randy-johnson012 years 4 months ago
StoryI wish I was a bird randy-johnson012 years 4 months ago
StoryIf Jesus was here randy-johnson012 years 4 months ago
StoryI voted against Phil Bredesen randy-johnson012 years 4 months ago
StoryEvery day should be like Christmas time randy-johnson112 years 4 months ago
StoryDon't commit suicide randy-johnson212 years 4 months ago
StoryDonkey Kong Junior randy-johnson012 years 4 months ago
StoryEverybody deserves a second chance randy-johnson012 years 4 months ago

My stories

Coy and Vance

We're Coy and Vance and we replaced Bo and Luke. When people watched us on TV, it made them puke. Many people changed the channel when our show was on.

We're the Duke boys

We're Bo and Luke Duke and we fight crime. When criminals tangle with us, they do hard time. Uncle Jesse gets his fat carcass stuck every time he gets in the General Lee.

I'm Rosco P. Coltrane

I'm the sheriff and my name is Rosco P. Coltrane. People in Hazzard know that the P is for pea-brain. I work for Commissioner Jefferson Davis Hogg. He hates the Dukes and he also hates my dog.

The terrible black hole

A giant black hole has appeared and the Earth will be devoured. Everybody will be dead in just a matter of hours. We'd better pray to the Lord and ask him to forgive us for our sins.

I'm not a horse!

People think that I'm a horse because of my ugly horse face. When I go to the track, everybody thinks that I'm there to race. I look so much like a horse that people put a feed bag on my head.

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