If you hadn't died in March, you would've turned 65 today. Life hasn't been as good since you passed away. Everybody who knew you, knew that you were nice.
Let me tell you about my cousin Debbie. She helps me and so does her husband Eddie. They're very nice people and I like them a lot. Debbie is certainly the best cousin that I've got.
We're Coy and Vance and we replaced Bo and Luke. When people watched us on TV, it made them puke. Many people changed the channel when our show was on.
We're Bo and Luke Duke and we fight crime. When criminals tangle with us, they do hard time. Uncle Jesse gets his fat carcass stuck every time he gets in the General Lee.