I am the master, the chief, el supremo, numero uno, king of my domain, emperor of my tent. I can do anything I like in my tent. For ten hours a day I...
“We’re eating at the Fleece tonight,” mum said when I got home. “A nice treat for everyone.” “How lovely,” I said. ‘Shit!’ I thought. The bribe of a...
Faz walked over to me in the canteen and threw a knife and fork at me across the table. “You’ll be needing these,” he said. “No I won’t,” I said. “I’...