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StoryButcher Boy ( Extra Bits - Mellow Maisy) jolono813 years 3 months ago
StoryOnitsuka Tigers and Duck F**king Outside The Cafe Rouge fatboy745013 years 3 months ago
StoryPearly Queen .. denni1213 years 3 months ago
StoryWords without Song john_king213 years 3 months ago
StoryOne lump or two .. denni1213 years 3 months ago
StoryHe's a "He'll dae .." denni1513 years 3 months ago
StoryGeiza/Needa job .. denni1413 years 4 months ago
Forum topicWhat kind of comedy do you like? well-wisher1713 years 4 months ago
StoryTwo Kids And A Mortgage To Feed bonzo913 years 4 months ago
StoryScrew tops .. denni1513 years 4 months ago

My stories

How do l love thee ..

Walk in their shoes ..

Just say thanks. Simple ..

Oh, l shouldn't have ..

'Keep off the grass' ..

I stuffed the entrance wi jaggy rose branches To keep them ginger moggies oot They use ma garden as their play pen Squirtin pee in places that suit It's no a crime Am no complainin

can l have a towel please ..

The things women do after bein in gym They shave at their bits, pluck n poke at their skin I once saw a girl with her foot in the air Sawing away at hard skin on her heel. Yuck

upstairs downstairs ..

Hide the bins in cupboards (unsightly) Polish up the brasses (where's the dusters) Men-in-suits are here (from outer space) to kick some asses. Smartphones Clipboards Just gliding around.

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