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I have 26 stories published in
one collection on the site.
My stories have been read 19510 times
and 6 of my stories have been cherry picked.
My stories
Come Flobby Flarnett, Lard My Bog
Come Flobby Flarnett, lard my bog. Eh, don't just stand there, spurt yer frog! Get it out lad, let's be seein' ya: Jenkins did, aye, an' Bradley...
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- 653 reads
Picaninny Circus
On aye the hour, o' bar och night Yon sky, she greens wi' flashy light; Whaneath, hap' hae! a lightsome throng O' tarty driv'llers proule they song...
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- 947 reads
The Dear Waltz
Dear Waltz, it's been so long. (Hasn't it?) The twopenny, teapot song. (Doesn't it?) Three Chippington cruets, one photo's I hoard All waitless for...
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- 621 reads
Fat, seriously
Subverting themes of catwalk church, We haul around heroic weights, A monument to lifetime crates Knocked back in life-and-death research: The butt...
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- 960 reads
Viking Vainly
Do you mind if I take a chip ou' of your car? Yeah, before, you was Tennyson Crescent, but now it's jus' me, Viking Vainly - the Dishpond of Slough,...
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- 724 reads