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StoryCome Flobby Flarnett, Lard My Bog anthea012 years 1 month ago
StoryBrunel University, Uxbridge: proposed anthem anthea012 years 1 month ago
StoryA Duck anthea012 years 1 month ago
CollectionA few poems anthea012 years 1 month ago
StoryZebedee's Suicide Note anthea012 years 3 months ago
StoryX-rated Organ In My Pocket anthea012 years 3 months ago
StoryYou even been to Dungeness&;#063; anthea012 years 3 months ago
StoryViking Vainly anthea012 years 3 months ago
StoryWoman on Bus anthea012 years 3 months ago
StoryThe Dear Waltz anthea012 years 3 months ago
StoryUde to Vul Doonicun anthea012 years 3 months ago
StoryRomancing the Scone anthea012 years 3 months ago
StoryShall I compare me to a Bean called Mung&;#063; anthea012 years 3 months ago
StoryPicaninny Circus anthea012 years 3 months ago
StoryQuiet Breakfast anthea012 years 3 months ago
StoryNine Roses anthea012 years 3 months ago
StoryOh damn it all the good letters have gone anthea012 years 3 months ago
StoryLucky Dip anthea012 years 3 months ago
StoryMelancholy anthea012 years 3 months ago
StoryKriticism (I can do that too) anthea012 years 3 months ago
StoryJulie and Hannah, two Erotic Fantasies anthea012 years 3 months ago
StoryHot and Cold anthea012 years 3 months ago
StoryI Think If Anyone Deserves A Slice Of Crow... anthea012 years 3 months ago
StoryGolf Coarse Proposal anthea012 years 3 months ago
StoryFat, seriously anthea012 years 3 months ago

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A few poems

My stories

X-rated Organ In My Pocket

By anthea on Mon, 13 Sep 2004

This was actually a parody of a Christian poem someone posted to a ML (as an exercise in Parody). I seem to have lost the original. ORGAN IN MY...
Humour
Story
Certificate 18

Brunel University, Uxbridge: proposed anthem

By anthea on Mon, 13 Sep 2004

Bru- a beer, a Real Ale beer, nel, a bell rings when you die, U- , a name I call yourself, ni-, it's there below your thigh, vers-, a piece of...
Humour
Story
Certificate U

Kriticism (I can do that too)

By anthea on Mon, 13 Sep 2004

The following was my attempt at critiquing a poem submitted to a mailing list a while back. I won't reveal the original poet's name as he's very...
Reviews
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Certificate 15

You even been to Dungeness&;#063;

By anthea on Mon, 13 Sep 2004

"This," remarked Mr Smooth-it-away, "is the famous Slough of Despond - a disgrace to all the neighborhood"... (Nathaniel Hawthorne, "The Celestial...
Autobiography
Story
Certificate 15

Zebedee's Suicide Note

By anthea on Mon, 13 Sep 2004

The price of tabasco is shocking these days, Alone, amid a crowd of seething phalaropes. I left my chequebook in San Sebastian: My toenails look...
Other Non-fiction
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Certificate U

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