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StoryCome Flobby Flarnett, Lard My Bog anthea012 years 10 months ago
StoryBrunel University, Uxbridge: proposed anthem anthea012 years 10 months ago
StoryA Duck anthea012 years 10 months ago
CollectionA few poems anthea012 years 10 months ago
StoryZebedee's Suicide Note anthea013 years 4 days ago
StoryX-rated Organ In My Pocket anthea013 years 4 days ago
StoryYou even been to Dungeness&;#063; anthea013 years 4 days ago
StoryViking Vainly anthea013 years 4 days ago
StoryWoman on Bus anthea013 years 4 days ago
StoryThe Dear Waltz anthea013 years 4 days ago
StoryUde to Vul Doonicun anthea013 years 4 days ago
StoryRomancing the Scone anthea013 years 4 days ago
StoryShall I compare me to a Bean called Mung&;#063; anthea013 years 4 days ago
StoryPicaninny Circus anthea013 years 4 days ago
StoryQuiet Breakfast anthea013 years 4 days ago
StoryNine Roses anthea013 years 4 days ago
StoryOh damn it all the good letters have gone anthea013 years 4 days ago
StoryLucky Dip anthea013 years 4 days ago
StoryMelancholy anthea013 years 4 days ago
StoryKriticism (I can do that too) anthea013 years 4 days ago
StoryJulie and Hannah, two Erotic Fantasies anthea013 years 4 days ago
StoryHot and Cold anthea013 years 4 days ago
StoryI Think If Anyone Deserves A Slice Of Crow... anthea013 years 4 days ago
StoryGolf Coarse Proposal anthea013 years 4 days ago
StoryFat, seriously anthea013 years 5 days ago

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X-rated Organ In My Pocket

This was actually a parody of a Christian poem someone posted to a ML (as an exercise in Parody). I seem to have lost the original. ORGAN IN MY...

Brunel University, Uxbridge: proposed anthem

Bru- a beer, a Real Ale beer, nel, a bell rings when you die, U- , a name I call yourself, ni-, it's there below your thigh, vers-, a piece of...

Kriticism (I can do that too)

The following was my attempt at critiquing a poem submitted to a mailing list a while back. I won't reveal the original poet's name as he's very...

You even been to Dungeness&;#063;

"This," remarked Mr Smooth-it-away, "is the famous Slough of Despond - a disgrace to all the neighborhood"... (Nathaniel Hawthorne, "The Celestial...

Zebedee's Suicide Note

The price of tabasco is shocking these days, Alone, amid a crowd of seething phalaropes. I left my chequebook in San Sebastian: My toenails look...

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