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I have 40 stories published in
5 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 28045 times
My stories
A seagul
The Jesus freak came out of no where. So much so that I lost track of how many beers I had drank that evening. I was thinking eight, but then again,...
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- 789 reads
Searching for Gibberish
Exploring the Lost Language of Gibberish Gibberish has been used in one form or another since the dawn of man. However, the language has been lost to...
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- 558 reads
Searching for Gibberish
Exploring the Lost Language of Gibberish Gibberish has been used in one form or another since the dawn of man. However, the language has been lost to...
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- 585 reads
You Can't Shit in the Crapper
Please Don't Shit in the Crapper (spoken in a heavy English accent) "Please don't shit in the crapper: the crapper is not for shitting. The crapper...
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- 723 reads
Zero Problems
Why Don't We Make Afghanistan a State? Why don't we just go ahead and make Afghanistan a state? Think about it, if Afghanistan was a state we could...
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- 685 reads