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I have 40 stories published in 5 collections on the site.
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I'm Contemplating Contemplating Suicide

By eckert on Mon, 13 Sep 2004

It's been two weeks since my girlfriend left me and I'm beginning to contemplate contemplating suicide. I'm thinking it would be pretty cool to be...
Humour
Certificate 18

Another Terror Plot Foiled in Gary, Indiana

By eckert on Mon, 13 Sep 2004

PARIS (AP) - Gary anti-terrorist police rounded up five people on Wednesday who are suspected of trying to detonate a cherry bomb in a local Dairy...
Humour
Story
Certificate U

Long Gone Domain

By eckert on Mon, 13 Sep 2004

Nine yards till noon, and we're still walking. Like cadets in war the packs are low and the hope is strong. I walk with a bandoleer full of...
Science fiction
Story
Certificate 12

Space Pirates

By eckert on Mon, 13 Sep 2004

That's when I thought to myself "these chopped nuts are hearty." It was about eight and I had been eating some salad dish put together by whatever...
Humour
Story
Certificate PG

My Ex-Girlfriend Hasn't Emailed in 10 Minutes

By eckert on Mon, 13 Sep 2004

It's been ten minutes and eleven seconds since my ex-girlfriend emailed! God, it gets me so mad! I mean, I would never make her wait this long to get...
Humour
Story
Certificate PG

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