My Ex-Girlfriend Hasn't Emailed in 10 Minutes

It's been ten minutes and eleven seconds since my ex-girlfriend
emailed! God, it gets me so mad! I mean, I would never make her wait
this long to get an email from me.
I simply asked, again, when we were going to get back together and
she's left me hanging once again. I mean, the first four times she
answered "no" I guess she was just mad. But, this? This not answering
at all? What kind of crap is that.
I mean, this was a loving caring relationship, how could she keep my
life on hold for what is now 12 minutes and 12 seconds?
I'm dying here. I have to know this very minute with complete cosmic
certitude that she's going to get back together with me once she dumps
her two year boyfriend as of late. I mean, I know she loves me more
than him and that this is just a two year stint to get back at me for
stalking her for nine weeks.
Jeesh, it really irks me, specially coming after the year long
restraining order that I had to pay 5,000$ to get rid of. Man, what is
up with this woman.
I mean, I'm a caring guy. Just yesterday I emailed 48 times, and called
9. I would say that is devotion. I would also assume that anyone who
would put up with her having a boyfriend for two years is a pretty good
man as well.
Just yesterday, I sent her my ear and all the notes I wrote her in high
school, how nice is that?
Oh well, I'll just sit at my computer for another 2 hours and then I'm
going to finally tell her that I don't want her anymore.