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StoryDead Cell eckert012 years 1 month ago
StoryCoke Habit Ruined by Alcoholism eckert012 years 1 month ago
StoryC eckert012 years 1 month ago
StoryBullheaded eckert012 years 1 month ago
StoryBullet in the Brainpan eckert012 years 1 month ago
StoryBefore eckert012 years 1 month ago
StoryAnother Terror Plot Foiled in Gary, Indiana eckert012 years 1 month ago
StoryAgain eckert012 years 1 month ago
StoryA seagul eckert012 years 1 month ago
CollectionYou Can't Shit in the Crapper eckert012 years 1 month ago
CollectionBarbitol 4 eckert012 years 1 month ago
CollectionBarbitol 2 eckert012 years 1 month ago
CollectionMy Ex-Girlfriend Hasn't Emailed in 10 Minutes eckert012 years 1 month ago
CollectionUnordered Tales eckert012 years 1 month ago
StoryYou Can't Shit in the Crapper eckert012 years 2 months ago
StoryZero Problems eckert012 years 2 months ago
StoryX eckert012 years 2 months ago
StoryYet another Barbitol eckert012 years 2 months ago
StoryVanilla Space Fudge Pt. 1 eckert012 years 2 months ago
StoryWhy Don't Women Want to Watch the Hardcore with Me eckert012 years 2 months ago
StoryUp the Khyber eckert012 years 2 months ago
StorySearching for Gibberish eckert012 years 2 months ago
StorySearching for Gibberish eckert012 years 2 months ago
StoryTalking to Corine in Rob's Bathroom eckert012 years 2 months ago
StoryStringer 2 eckert012 years 2 months ago

My stories

I'm Ugly and Screwed

No one to impress. Bedfull of nails, As her skin: Full of scales.

Talking to Corine in Rob's Bathroom

With you I am full And may I never go empty

C

:But I know it's true: What is mature? Can't say for sure, I know I don't know her.

Bullheaded

A man once told me he owned Rome. It seems he pissed around it And called it home. I tried to tell him This wasn't true, Until I realized It didn't...

Before

I remember one day we were sitting along the fence outside the house. The house was his, but we never went in it. I don't know where we all went when...

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