You Can't Shit in the Crapper

Please Don't Shit in the Crapper
(spoken in a heavy English accent)

"Please don't shit in the crapper: the crapper is not for shitting. The
crapper is for crapping.

Oh, just look what you've done, you've shit in the crapper. Now, how
rude is that?

Now, look what you've done, you've shit in the crapper. Look at all
this shit! You can't shit in a crapper.

Oh my god! You can't wipe with the Q-tips. Q-tips are for cleaning the
ears, not wiping the arse.

Shitting in the crapper and wiping with Q-tips. What's next? I suppose
you'll go ahead and throw up in the sink. You really disgust me.

Who's going to clean up this mess? Fecal'ed Q-tips and shit in the
crapper. That's just not right.

Where are you going? You come back here right now. You're going to
clean up this mess.

Ah, me, shitting in the crapper, what's the world come to?