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I have 66 stories published in 4 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 87541 times and 40 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Helvigo Jenkins

 

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The Laws of Nature

By h jenkins on Tue, 03 Nov 2009

Have you noticed that all wires, on headphones, telephones, or whatever are always tangled up, even when you untangled them only yesterday? That recent observation led inexorably to this poem.
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate U

How to be a White Van Driver

By h jenkins on Sat, 31 Oct 2009

If you ever wanted to drive a white van, learn the secrets here.
Humour
Certificate 15

On First Hearing of Proposed Action

By h jenkins on Wed, 28 Oct 2009

The Worker's Lament (Part two). Apologies to John Keats.
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate 18

This Be The Curse

By h jenkins on Wed, 28 Oct 2009

The Worker's Lament (Part one). Apologies to Phillip Larkin.
Miscellaneous
Poem
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England Expects

By h jenkins on Tue, 27 Oct 2009

Should have been posted on 21st October but my broadband connection sunk. Only just re-floated it.
Humour
Certificate U

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