Ian
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I have 181 stories published in
148 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 140183 times
and 17 of my stories have been cherry picked.
My stories
Hire Purchase
H is for Hire Purchase ---------------- He was told by the doctor that he had hire purchase prostrate syndrome.He would be peeing in instalments:
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- 724 reads
Musical Sex
M is for Musical Sex --------------- We have nothing in common? You like classical music I like rock You like the low moan of the cello I like the...
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- 821 reads
Cry Of The Salesman
C is for Cry Of The Salesman ------------------------- This selling lark Is killing me Targets unfairly set Targets barely met Endless miles...
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- 726 reads
The Secret Drunk
T is for The Secret Drunk --------------------- I once saw Michael Caine playing an alcoholic with chilling accuracy.He played it as a man...
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- 644 reads
Little Pork Pies
L is for Little Pork Pies ---------------- There was a fellow called Telfer who made more pork pies than anyone in the world.So the Americans came...
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- 1102 reads