Little Pork Pies

L is for
Little Pork Pies
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There was a fellow called Telfer who made more pork pies than anyone in
the world.So the Americans came over to find out the secret.Was it
incentive schemes?Was it graduated bonuses?Was it productivity
scales?Was it holiday benefits?
Telfer kept saying no.He never did those things.
"I just let them turn the pies out as best they can"he said.The
Americans were foxed.
Telfer said,"There is one thing I do come to think of it.Every so often
I go down to the factory floor and shout FASTER YOU FUCKERS!!!!"