Jane Hyphen

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I have 300 stories published in 3 collections on the site.
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Notes from a Dirt Engineer - Lavinia Fairfax

'If you let my cat out, I'll kill you!' It's a shame because she's a sweetie really, that's what one of her neighbours said. I have tried and tried...

Notes from a Dirt Engineer - The Pit

Strange, still weather today. I feel no breath of wind on my skin as I struggle to remove horrid little bedding plants from their plugs; the roots...
Gold cherry

Notes from a Dirt Engineer - Potted Husband

'Oh don't mind him, that's just Graham, he's re-building my wall for me, my neighbour caught it with her Polo,' Carol glances over her shoulder, '...

Notes from a Dirt Engineer - Failure

'You are a total failure!' she announced, her face contorted with pubescent vitriol. 'Look at you, you're a gardener for fuck's sake!' As those words...

Notes from a Dirt Engineer - Old Apple Trees

Those apple trees. Those apple trees stand wearily, too far apart to touch each other yet close enough to annoy each other. Gnarled with curvature of...