"Sorry mate, I didn't catch that, "I said I fell in love with the virgin girl, Gareth proclaimed excitedly! Laughing, Joe replied "I thought you said you fell in love with the virgin airtime balance announcement girl!
I didn't build muscle today Or devout hours in the gym I did however realise I'm much more lovable than him
We can't get through even one measly fucking day with out cross words. It gets to the point when were sitting in a cafÃ©, restaurant or film, and the fact that we have had a nice time kicks me in the face until I remember that we never get through a day without a fight.
My body arched as I stretched my rested limbs out, one leg at a time, my body awakening for a new day, I ritually swung round my arm to reach for my phone, as expected the alarm was just about to go off, but my body clock has been tuned in recently so I haven't had to listed to that annoying tune, that starts me in a bad mood rather than good.