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I have 6 stories published in one collection on the site.
My stories have been read 2709 times and 3 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Eddie Hoffman

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Really truly have a gift for stealing

I'm not that good at stealing in real life, alas...

Dear Hertford College

So the other year I applied to Hertford College Oxford... and didn't get in. And that's all you need to know.


For Sean, from Eddie.

Private Parts of the Churchyard

I met him in the churchyard, looking at the grave of a man he saved from the wrath of a border collie named Dirty Dolly in the summer of ’98, only for the man to meet his fate a little later at the