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Dear Prime Minister, an alien has come into my internet cafe. He said, 'Take me to your leader.' I explained my leader was a rather long way away, but this was the usual way that I communicated with him.
"We want to conquer your world," said one creature. "Why?" asked Gregg. "You have developed weapons of mass destruction," said the second creature. "The interplanetary council regard your planet as a threat."