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I have 560 stories published in
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Larry and Mick Experiment With Transexualism
'Phase One,' said Mick, reading from a pamphlet he had picked up from the Post Office; 'realise you are a woman in a man's body.' 'Okay,' said Larry, 'erm,' he continued, 'how do I do that then?' 'Doesn't say,' said Mick. 'I imagine it's a state-of-mind kind of jobbie.' 'Like realising you were born to be a gerbil?' 'Yes, that kind of thing.'
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Larry and Mick Decide to Become Olympic Athletes, But Fall at the First Hurdle
'Let's become Olympic athletes!' said Larry.
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Dad Becomes Cheese
9 July 2005 Last night I dreamt... I went to a restaurant with my dad. He got extremely drunk. As his drunkenness increased, he transformed into the meal he was eating... until he eventually became a small pile of cold, melted cheese in the centre of a large bowl.
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Larry and Mick Paint Pebbles and Sell Them to Tourists
'What do you think of that?' said Mick. 'It's rubbish,' said Larry.
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Larry and Mick are Abducted by Aliens
'Larry?' said Larry. 'I'm Mick,' said Mick. 'You're Larry.' 'Sorry, I mean... Mick?' said Larry. 'But why would you confused me with you?' said Mick. 'It doesn't make sense.' 'Yes it does,' said Larry. 'No it doesn't,' said Mick. 'It's an easy mistake to make,' said Larry. 'No it isn't,' said Mick. 'Yes it is,' said Larry. 'Unless...' said Mick. 'Unless what?' said Larry. 'Unless you aren't who you say you are,' said Mick.
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