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I have 560 stories published in
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Poem#1: Low-Fat Custard
I don't believe in low-fat custard
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Larry and Mick Buy Too Many Onions
'How many onions?' said Larry.
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Larry and Mick Enter a Elastic Band Flicking Competition
The tension was palpable. The contestants stood waiting in line to be called up to the rostrum. Elastic bands were stretched. Prayers were whispered. Dedications to Pagan deities were recited. 'Fancy a yoghurt-coated raisin?' said Larry. 'Don't mind if I do,' said Mick. Larry and Mick munched on yoghurt-coated raisins. 'What is this place we've entered?' said Larry. 'Let me just get the flyer,' said Mick. Larry had another yoghurt-coated raisin. 'Don't eat all those yoghurt-coated raisins,' said Mick. 'Sorry,' said Larry, as he offered Mick another.
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Larry and Mick Enter a Jumping Competition
'What are you doing?' said Larry. 'Practising for the Jumping Competition,' said Mick. 'By raising and lowering your eyebrows?' 'You can't run before you can walk.' 'Fair enough.'
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