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Randy Johnson
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I'll Kick Your Butt If You Pinch Me
Because I'm not wearing green on Saint Patrick's Day, a man gave me a pinch and I gave him a punch. I hit that moron so hard in the stomach that he...
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Elijah, The Prophet
Baal was a phony god that was worshipped by many, including King Ahab and Jezebel. Jehovah put it upon Elijah to prove to the people that he was the...
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From Sinner To Saint
The Apostle Paul was a saint but he was a sinner in the beginning. He killed Jesus's followers and Jesus struck him blind for sinning. After Jesus...
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Rest In Peace, Mom - Part II
I was devastated when I learned that you wouldn't make it. When it came to my heart, your demise sure did break it. You died 1096 days ago in 2013...
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Return Of The Prodigal Son
I asked my dad to sell half of his land and give me the loot. I used the money to travel, drink spirits and hire prostitutes. But my money soon ran...
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