It was Jez that taught me the scam, it was foolproof, and if anyone knew foolproof it was Jez. He was jacking cars even before we dropped out of school, what a player! He even gave me the start up I needed to get on the road, "mate's money. £3 grand it took, "spend money to make money he said, and if I played it right I'd be able to pay him off in no time, start making my own cash. He put me on the first rung of the ladder, what are mates for? "Easy Money he said, the two words every geezer loves to hear.