Simon Barget
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On the modern phenomenon of timewasting
Reposting this if I may in -- I hope -- a much-improved form. Enjoy!
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An Open Letter (but not necessarily an attempt at reconciliation)
I have all of the sudden seen the futility of my existence. I don’t know how I could not have seen it up till now but now I see it, I really see it...
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Amazon horse
My downstairs neighbour buys so much junk on Amazon he can’t possibly have the time to use it. Every day a box in the hall, every day my buzzer goes...
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Roaming
The lake was behind the N road and the country house on the lake, at least that’s what it said on Waze. But the signal kept going out, and ‘ No...
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What shall I put on my business card?
One of the things I’ve always dined out on is my teeth. I could fuck with them, nay be fucked into them. My breath is like rose water or lavender. A...
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Fixed!
Posted on Thu, 03 Sep 2020
Fixed!
And now I know you really do actually read these things.
Read full commentPosted in My life as an actor, part one
Very sweet and I can relate.
Posted on Sun, 07 Jun 2020
Very sweet and I can relate.
Read full commentPosted in Iriecat
Cherries are back in season!
Posted on Fri, 14 Feb 2020
Cherries are back in season! Hurrah!
Read full commentPosted in From Jester To King XLI
You’re a sweetie, darling!
Posted on Thu, 23 Jan 2020
You’re a sweetie, darling!
Read full commentPosted in From Jester To King XXII
Perusing? Surveying perhaps?
Posted on Thu, 31 Mar 2016
Perusing? Surveying perhaps? I'm not sure but that verb is important especially because the rest of the line is so accurate
very nicely evoked
Read full commentPosted in Musing
I like this alot. Lots of
Posted on Tue, 31 May 2011
I like this alot. Lots of very good writing here, though sometimes a bit overblown in places.Read full commentPosted in 7. Haad Yao