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Conceived in an alley born in a cave raised on seaweed. Spent my early years on a roofrack. Left School at 10 caught by truant officer back at school by 11. I'm a twin of two others and I can play several instruments in my head and none with my hands. My first job was part time I painted the odd numbers on dice. I made a career out of avoiding a career.  My body is a temple often prodded by archeologists.


My stories


When the light Is dark There are no thoughts Life is a vacuum Blank is the wall White noise Tells us nothing When the dark is light Confuion Descends...

Love Shorts 1-4

Part 1. They met at 1pm Outside the Blue Sun café It was overcast And the café wasn’t blue They ordered two skinny latte’s To take away There was...

The Tale of Joe Badtoe (Chapter.1)

I was a scruffy 12 year old boy from a relatively poor family living in a world of my own and happily oblivious to my surroundings, particularly when...


A falling leaf From a rustling tree A raindrop hitches a ride In between swaying branches Nature takes no chances It has a story to tell All it can...

Professor Circumcision (a cerebral comedy)

Oh academia is so peculiar! For some it’s the perfect fix For others its a box of tricks Those who claim to grasp it Like to remind those who don’t...