TheShyAssassin

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I have 166 stories published in 5 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 80500 times and 24 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Andy Pickering

 

My stories

The Ballad of Liz and James - 6

Service is SO much better in the US than in Oxford. In the US I’m surprised and slightly annoyed if I’m not greeted and sat in thirty seconds. In...

The Ballad of Liz and James - 5

Did I mention there are certain challenges attached to a 4,653 mile relationship? I think I may have done. Anyway, my point today is that some of...

The Ballad of Liz and James - 4

OK, I’m just gonna say it. I wear dentures. I’m completely aware of the American obsession with pearly whites and I’m sorry if you found that...

The Ballad of Liz and James - 3

The Girlfriend is trying to teach me American but I’m struggling, it’s so different from English. On the first morning on my latest Austin trip I’d...
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The Ballad of Liz and James - 2

Have you ever heard that quote describing the UK and the US as “ t wo nations divided by a common language?” No? I wish I hadn’t either. I could tell...

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