Hotel

poems from a hotel lobby

Cherry

Like George Best

he told me about playing football with George Best their interchange of passes which resulted in a spectacular overhead kick.
Cherry

01603 406006

Sometimes when my phone rings and it's from a number I do not recognise I answer it and pretend I am dying

A fully grown man called Nobbsy

but not Nobbsy, you're a fully grown man

Aflutter

that's the day your wheelie bin gets emptied.

Bamboo

He had never seen a thong before in his days it was bloomers

Batman and Robin

over bacon and eggs
Cherry

Browsing Russian Brides on the Internet

Ulyana was his first choice she reminded him of a table dancer he knew from the 80s
Cherry

Cheeses

you need to be there to feed the chickens
Cherry

Sunflowers

take a siesta. Go to the garden plant sunflowers. Water them once a week get a deckchair, read the Guardian