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24 collections on the site.
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I'm John. I live in Norwich and write poems and books and for the radio. My first full poetry collection Most people aren't that happy, anyway is published by Nasty Little Press. You can take a look at it here.
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Halloween
The trick or treaters are singing Christmas songs. 'It saves us from coming round twice,' the tallest of them explains, wearing a Santa hat and a...
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You asked, we chose
Prime Ministers' Questions has improved so much since they replaced politics with Sandi Toksvig. The doorbell rings. It's the trick or treaters...
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I never thought it would happen
The PE teacher spends every lesson focussing on overhead kicks. For the whole lesson they lay on their backs, trying to score the perfect goal...
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We'll find a place to roam
My friend lives on a boat. She pats strangers dogs and orders off-menu in cafes on side streets most people would just walk past. On your birthday...
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From Scotland with Love
I know I said I'd send you photographs of my haggis but I was so hungry and I rarely think about anything when I'm about to start a big meal. Eating...
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Ah, sorry, had no idea! Have
Posted on Fri, 04 Sep 2020
Ah, sorry, had no idea! Have changed it now!!
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