The Golden Book Of Lies
. .Today I'm pretty, successful, smart. Tomorrow, maybe fat, not witty... A tart. Some months ago I have left behind a pregnancy and people too blind.
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Celebrity VAT Inspector
Last night Trickshot Weaselcheese, the daytime soap star, became the first ever winner of Celebrity VAT Inspector, C4’s new reality show.
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The Joker
With an everlasting smile, he invites you to the game. Give him your e-mail and name and come on in ! Just for a while. With his looks he will beguile
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Patchwork
Patches & stitches threads loose in ditches of dark waters flowing dirty words growing dramas and ravings depends on the cravings whimsical moods of insane stormy floods.
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A Royal Monster
One is a Royal monster A monster of the Crown One cannot abide commoners Or those from out of town One loves cakes and crumpets At three on the dot each day
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The Sandwich Monster
I am the sandwich monster of Goodge Street I gobble a thousand a day Don’t ask me what my favourite filling is It’s impossible for me to say But I do love a ‘cheese and copper’ bap
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Veggie Monster
I’m the veggie monster I’ve got big clumpy feet I’ve got hair from my top to my bottom And there’s just one thing I like to eat It’s not children, insects or vermin
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Johnny and the Stranger
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MY LIFE AS AN M.P.
A SHORT ADAPTATION OF AN OLD SONG.
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