some observations about hangovers

Hangovers are: bad for getting shit done. complicated. a pain. a good excuse. bacon.

zen

You need to calm the fuck down. Get a little more zen.

A recipe for cherry cake 2/4

When Mary arrived at the clearing in the woods, she asked to see Abigail.

A recipe for cherry cake 1/4

The day started ordinarily enough. Dave was clearing away the breakfast things as usual, while Jennifer Jane got ready for school. Mary was making sandwiches for Jennifer Jane's lunch.

The day nothing much happened 4/4

Mary was most relieved that Lieutenant Moonshine had cheered up again and seemed to think that her idea was good one. However her surprises for the day were not over yet.

If I Were These

If I were a crocodile I’d eat marshmallows Not white fluffy poodles Those poor little fellows. If I were a zebra I’d run on the plains Out running the lions And ruffle their manes.

Dragon Diminished

Dragons and knights, bold!

By the book

“Firstly Jason you’ll need a Certificate of Title from the property’s owner,” explained Hector Finch, absently clasping his hands behind his head.

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