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StoryE) Days in finite circles markashley012 years 5 months ago
Forum topicABCtales and The Big Issue tcook1119 years 3 months ago

My stories

Non-stick Pan

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

why oh why did I rely upon that non-stick pan now the room's wallpapered with egg and marzipan
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Certificate U

Broom Handle

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

there is a large broom handle poking through my chest it's really rather ugly I wish I'd worn a vest
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Certificate U

Iggle winky

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

iggle winky slinky shoe angly nanky shroom mamble stranky danky drew flickly fucky foom
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Certificate PG

Love Song

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

You live inside my little heart And make my face feel happy You warm the skin of my left breast I am a happy chappy You live inside my little eye I...
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Certificate 18

D) Bating the clergy

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Tucky soo soo micky banjo Flando flindo flunk Slacky macky sacky doo And suck my rickety monk
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Certificate 15

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