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StoryE) Days in finite circles markashley012 years 3 months ago
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Chipping Marsh

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

When I was last in Chipping Marsh I ambled by the beaming brook And dipped my toes into the lake That licky lake and nooky nook
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Booger Wooger Booglie Woo

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

I slap the ground with great delight I slap the ground with sugar I run along the barrel path And shout out booger wooger I chew the ears off ancient...
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Certificate 12

Ye Old Hotdog

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Ye Old Hotdog Wiggle stink stanky stew Smelly little man Get your winky spanking new Get it while you can
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Eating Russia

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Cranberry flavoured margarine Washed away my tears And mustard in a little black pot Swallowed up my fears I ate a pound of Stalingrad With half a...
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Certificate U

Q) Putting up a tent in a strong breeze

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Putting up a tent in a strong breeze rustle rustle clankety clank screwy screwy snap prongy pointy clangy clank foldy unfurl flap thready tighty...
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Certificate U

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