markashley
Primary tabs
| Type | Title | Author | Replies | Last updated |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Forum topic | ABCtales and The Big Issue | tcook | 11 | 19 years 7 months ago |
My stories
G) EFL Student Love Song
EFL* Student's Love Song Oh, sweety mouse child. You that bigger than rodent, With legs long sticky And bumpy chest. Oh, fluffy bunny fluff. Blood...
- Read more about G) EFL Student Love Song
- Log in to post comments
- 986 reads
My Love
My love it doth an earthquake make it rumbles and shudders it scares the little baby mice their fadders and their mudders My love is like a tidal...
- Read more about My Love
- Log in to post comments
- 919 reads
Smack Me
smack me with a butter bean smack me with a cabbage punch me squarely on the nose and call me Mister Babbage
- Read more about Smack Me
- Log in to post comments
- 947 reads
Fireside Song
I see it in the morning, I see it late at night I see it when I stoke the fire that dirty anthracite
- Read more about Fireside Song
- Log in to post comments
- 1006 reads
Non-stick Pan
why oh why did I rely upon that non-stick pan now the room's wallpapered with egg and marzipan
- Read more about Non-stick Pan
- Log in to post comments
- 859 reads