I’ve started to give myself compliments. It’s an odd feeling. Like taking a crocodile for a walk. I tell myself I should spend more time doing things...
You wish you’d got round to finding a regular hairdresser someone friendly who runs their own small salon who you would be happy to tip at Christmas...
I will not help you with your magic trick. No I won’t wave my arms in the air. I’m not going to take the hands of those either side of me I will make...