bernard_phlegm

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Dreadful spider

By bernard_phlegm on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Spider spider on my wall, who's the scariest insect of all?, fast as hell and none too small i'll kill you you swine if you stop to crawl. Spider...
Humour
Certificate U

Question of sport

By bernard_phlegm on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

(MAN A.) I like football,darts, page 3, lager, more football, cards, coronation street, i don't know how to behave in public, i'm abusive when drunk...
Humour
Story
Certificate 18

Remember

By bernard_phlegm on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

lament to love lost.
Love
Story
Certificate 15

Thoughts

By bernard_phlegm on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

can i play accordian while standing on my head, can i swallow onions whole or ressurect the dead, can i dip my balls in bisto untill they turn bright...
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate U

B is for little people

By bernard_phlegm on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

humourus look at children
Humour
Story
Certificate U

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