Question of sport

(MAN A.)
I like football,darts, page 3, lager, more football, cards, coronation
street, i don't
know how to behave in public, i'm abusive when drunk, i'm a lousy fuck,
i vomit pizza in the street, i treat women as second class citizens,
i'm a tight cunt, i have narrow minded views, i listen to crap music,
capitol radio "vindalloo, vindalloo", i wear football shirts despite
being an adult ( at least in birthday terms )
i'm a bad influence on children and a complete and utter twat when i'm
abroad,
I AM A HUGE SUCCESS WITH WOMEN.

( MAN B. )
I'm gentle, loving, and protective, strong, individual, humorous,
unconventional, eloquent, i know how to behave, i don't get drunk, i'm
unselfish, sex with me is exiting, i treat women and all people (apart
from MAN A types ) as equals, i'm a positive influence on children, i'm
well behaved, non aggressive, and have character and charm,
I'M EXTREMELY UNSUCCESSFUL WITH WOMEN.

CONCLUSION:
Women would prefer me if i wore a football shirt and act like an
ignorrant tosser. ( quote ) " I know he's a bastard but i still love
him",

SOMETIMES INELLIGENCE JUST MAKES YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING,
I TRULY HOPE IT DOESN'T CHANGE ME TOO MUCH AND I MAKE AN INTELLIGENT
DECISION TO BECOME A THICK CUNT.